Riding Car Cars Lesson

I was unemployed so I decided to go and get some driving instructor courses so I would be a qualified driving instructor and be able to teach people from my neighbourhood how to drive. This would be a good source of income. So I got my qualification as a scooter driver first and then as an auto mobile driver. Then I finally got my qualification as an hgv driver. Soon I was zipping all over the country to teach various peoples how to drive. I became world renowned as the most awesome driver ever. I once thought a guy with no legs to drive a scooter and I thought a man with no arms to drive an auto mobile. I even invented a special contraption to allow a ghost to be a hgv driver. I did this because I thought it was very unfair that they were discriminated against in the workplace when it came to driving since they were non corporeal beings and could not fit in a driving seat. So I took this to the UCLA and they sued all of the governments of the world and they forced every legislature on earth to put into law a law that said all hgv driver agencies must make equal opportunity for corporeal and non corporeal beings alike. So ghosts finally were allowed to drive now because all the companies were forced to purchase my contraption then to be in line with the law. I became very rich from this and paid for a big mansion with many auto mobiles. I also still keep my old scooter for nostalgic value. I sometimes go out cruising on the strip just to remember what it was like to be a kid. I meet many nice ladies doing this and many have become my girlfriends over the years. There is nothing like a rich successful man who is not so stuck up that he can't drive a scooter. At least I think that's why they were attracted to me. I then flew to mars on the scooter and did battle with giant robot squids from the oceans of chocolate under the martian marzipan crust.