I'm not really into cars. Never have been. While my sister was evaluat

Published Tuesday, 25th Aug 06:46 BST

I'm not really into cars. Never have been. While my sister was evaluating all of the cars in the parking lot and memorizing when people were going and coming by when the cars came and left, I was reading The Republic by Plato and Utopia by Sir Thomas More. This, surprisingly enough, almost became a problem.

My mother wanted me to learn how to drive. I didn't really want to learn how to drive, and a small battle began. Ultimately, she won, and I learned how to drive. The repercussions of it were threefold: one, I found out what aspects of driving and learning to drive that I liked; two, I have more to write with and about for this site; three, I found that I really, really hated the classroom.

That's why I think that automatic driving schools would be great to have. And what I have in mind is YouTube videos where you can learn and watch certain things, certain techniques, and perhaps even get certified for the written part of the test through YouTube. That last part probably won't happen, but it sounds cool.

YouTube might even partner up with insurance groups and get some extra dough. YouTube has moped about its users for a long time, and this would be another axe to the tree of dismissing its users and going corporate. Including automatic driving schools and say goodbye to the users that made it what it is today. How's that for motor trade? Trading one motor that's getting you going, for another.

It would be interesting if the insurance groups wanted to insure the YouTube videos that were for automatic driving schools. I'm not even sure it's possible, but with the internet, anything becomes possible. I guess that makes the internet God. God spoke, and automatic driving schools were. And because they could be taxed, they were. And each insurance group wanted its share of God, and so God fell apart.

You read this like you think I'm crazy. Why couldn't it work? Look at the government. It's one of the worst things to happen to humanity, and it has been embedded in our society for hundreds of years. Don't you tell me that we can't think up crazy stuff and then not sustain it! We have artists, writers, and Bill Gates in our midst's, for heaven's sake!

Actually, if this thing were to get off the ground, Bill Gates would be the one to do it.

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